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Clock Destroyer Clock Destroyer

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Funny at times, but not very good

I haven't been around the portal lately, so I don't know about the whole clock thing, but here is what I think:

The music used in this animation is really overused in many flash animations. The music was too loud in comparison to the voices. There was not a lot of real animation.

If you are trying to get back at someone for making bad movies, I would suggest making a good movie. All you have done is make a movie with a few fruits and a STICK MAN.

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Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao

Rated 4 / 5 stars

What is with you people?

Nice movie Piehead. You should make the movie clip of him walking move more slowly, because it looks like he is sliding a little.
For Sith2000-
Are you on crack or something? You review it with "stick men suckkkkkkkk" and yet you give it a 9 for overall. Now there's a man who knows what he wants in a movie. I doubt that you even watched the movie.

Zero Wing Zero Wing

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good

I liked the song, and some of the artwork was really good. One problem I saw is that whenever a ship got shot destroyed, it started to fall. The main and only problem with this is that falling requires gravity, which is not present in space. Just a thought.

Recent Game Reviews


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Oh Please!!!

This is a pitiful attempt at getting onto the top 10 of the week again. This game was released about 2 weeks ago, and the author has re-released it "w/sound" to try getting better votes on it the 2nd time around.
To the author:
You should've just uploaded it under the same name as the old one, rather than having 2 of them in the portal. Also, the sounds that come with Flash (camera shutter) are not fooling anyone.

Christmas Bitch Christmas Bitch

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Sad, sad, sad...

It seems that to get to the top 20 in the portal these days, you can either make an awesome movie that took months to make and you worked really hard on, or you can just make a crappy movie with lots of sex appeal to immature men, or boys (probably boys).
By voting high on movies like this, you only encourage people to keep throwing more crap into the portal, and discourage people who are dedicating to making quality movies.
Even though I am not a woman, I will vote X on this movie and movies like it, because they are offensive to me as a flash designer.

Bouncers (Part 1) Bouncers (Part 1)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

pretty good game but..

This game was set up pretty well, but if you try to fight as Jeff at the beginning, it doesn't work, and you get killed

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